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Simpson's Thread
New Simpson's Quote thread.
"Save me Jebus!"
"Save me Jebus!"
Last edited by Cian on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:31 am; edited 1 time in total
Cian- Drunken bastard
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Re: Simpson's Thread
Good episode, the missionary one.
"...so I says to mabel, I says..."
"...so I says to mabel, I says..."
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I don't even BELIEVE in jebus!!
This is the perfect thread to start this new forum. Well done.
This is the perfect thread to start this new forum. Well done.
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Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzC-l_lmUU
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
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Lionel Hutz is dead, say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
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punk_kid666 wrote:Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
That's fucking epic.
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Burns: So, who's ready to kick some Christian keister?
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now what do you have too wash that awefull taste outta my mouth
Mountain dew or crab juice
blahh eww jeeze i'll take a crab juice
Mountain dew or crab juice
blahh eww jeeze i'll take a crab juice
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I've fought in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer!
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"if you're going to get made every time i do something stupid, i guess i am just gonna have to stop doing stupid things!"
"I even read the Bible, and talk about a preachy book! EVERYONE'S A SINNER! except this guy..."
"I even read the Bible, and talk about a preachy book! EVERYONE'S A SINNER! except this guy..."
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Cool Moe D SImpson!
"God is my favorite fictional character"
"God is my favorite fictional character"
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"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder" will never, ever get old.
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igowaydowntown wrote:"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder" will never, ever get old.
GO BANANA!!!
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oh, and my title
thank you, Cian
thank you, Cian
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Beer, now theres a temporary solution.
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Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? If so, send $1 to "happy dude"
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Bart: They hanged him for murder and buried him in an unmarked grave. When they came back the next day, the whole cemetery was missing!
Yokel child: Hey, you're one of those funny people with a big, crazy nose!
Krusty: A clown?
Yokel child: No, a j--
Krusty: Joker! That's right. And I'm not a practicing Joker so I'm not that offended.
Yokel child: Hey, you're one of those funny people with a big, crazy nose!
Krusty: A clown?
Yokel child: No, a j--
Krusty: Joker! That's right. And I'm not a practicing Joker so I'm not that offended.
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igowaydowntown wrote:Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? If so, send $1 to "happy dude"
one dollar for eternal happiness... hmmm, I'd be happier with the dollar.
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"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Grenada?"
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"you have my pills! I'm cold... and there are wolves chasing me."
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"It was the best of times, it was the...BLURST OF TIMES! YOU STUPID MONKEY"
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"tastes like burning!!"
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"You know what you need to do laddy; burn em! BURN EM ALL!"
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Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace ’accidentally’ with ’repeatedly’ and replace ’dog’ with ’son.
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