Re: hallohallo

by Hermione Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:45 pm

a suppository goes up your ass but ok. good to know you're down with getting loose in the caboose

by scissor_me_xerces Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:50 pm

Loose in the caboose!
That's a good one

by Hermione Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:52 pm

thanks I got it from my mom. she told me that a dress I had on made me look loose in the caboose. no idea what that means but tru

by scissor_me_xerces Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:54 pm

You should have demanded that she clarify her statement.
Was she accusing you of being a hussy?

by scissor_me_xerces Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:56 pm

An image search regretfully only produces this

hallohallo - Page 2 Il_570xN.223928076

by Hermione Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:57 pm

that's my ghost written memoir

by scissor_me_xerces Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:58 pm

Ahh...another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

by scissor_me_xerces Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:00 pm

Urban Dictionary was a little more helpful.

"loose caboose"

"When you have a sex train going and there are not enough people to make a full circle. The person in the rear is referred to as the loose caboose."

You're mom might have been on to something...

by **Jeny** Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:08 pm

Hermione wrote:John "I got a toothache let me take this opium suppository" Goforth

SLOW RELEASE, BRING YE DOON GRADUALLY, CUSTOM FUCKIN DESIGNED FOR YOUR NEEDS

So apparently you can't use emojis here but lmaoooo

by **Jeny** Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:11 pm

John knows all about loose cabooses, he's been suffering for years. Sad

by Hermione Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:34 pm

theworsttoiletinscotland.jpg

by scissor_me_xerces Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:48 pm

Two words...
Butt plug.

by **Jeny** Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:47 pm

A wild Friday night at home with your butt plug in. Sounds gr8.

by Hermione Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:04 am

lmao did I ever tell you that secondhand Keaton story I can't even remember who told me? or was it you who told me? I have no idea where that story came from honestly. Maybe it's become an urban legend that follows the Craigslist narrative

by **Cian** Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:17 am

I forgot this existed.

by **Jeny** Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:23 am

Cian wrote:I forgot this existed.

We all did. I remembered when I was talking to Roe about the greatness of the forum.

by **Cian** Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:24 am

I miss the profile bashing. Those were the best.

by **Jeny** Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:25 am

Hermione wrote:lmao did I ever tell you that secondhand Keaton story I can't even remember who told me? or was it you who told me? I have no idea where that story came from honestly. Maybe it's become an urban legend that follows the Craigslist narrative

I heard it from someone who heard it from Ron if I remember correctly? He was just in not too long ago, too. I forgot to message you when he came in again. I really need to be better about Keaton sightings.

by Hermione Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:23 pm

I'm definitely not coming down there when I'm home

by **Jeny** Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:08 pm

Hermione wrote:I'm definitely not coming down there when I'm home

His visits are super sporadic. I'm sure you'd be fine. Maybe not though.

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