Would you hit it?

with a mallet, yes sir.

With a car?

A resounding NO

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Would you hit it?

Yes.

Her nipples are like puffy big muffintops. And not even the mini ones D:

Also the first girl looks infected soooo

Jeny, you have the worst taste in women.

I do not. I'm just picky like I am with guys. It takes a special flair to get my attention, and puffy ugly nipples do not count as special flair.

The nipples are certainly not what I'm looking at.

Edited because I was a fucking asshole with a shitload of internalized misogyny. This whole thread sux so far and I sucked with it.

Oh and her face isnt all that great either.

Nah, tits aren't particulary attractive in my opinion.

Please. Boobs are great.

Sacks of fatty tissue.

They're cool and all but it's pretty low down in my thoughts on what make a woman hot.

Well it can certainly add to their ugly.

It adds very little.

Tits just aren't a deal breaker for me.

Yeah well you're not a girl.
Or that picky apparently.

Jeny wrote: bitches with meat curtains can just forget it.

Jeny, if you could only fathom just how hard I am laughing at this now - I have tears streaming down my face. This line, is hilarious.

Cian wrote:Nah, tits aren't particulary attractive in my opinion.

liar.

boobs are what keep me alive.

igowaydowntown wrote:

Jeny wrote: bitches with meat curtains can just forget it.

Jeny, if you could only fathom just how hard I am laughing at this now - I have tears streaming down my face. This line, is hilarious.

This pleases me.

Jeny wrote:Yeah well you're not a girl.
Or that picky apparently.

You're right, boobs being low down in my priority list means I'm just not picky at all.

Well you're obviously not picky when it comes to boobies. Maybe I'm a visual creature and I need visual stimuli to get an erection. You almost sound offended.

Jeny wrote:Well you're obviously not picky when it comes to boobies. Maybe I'm a visual creature and I need visual stimuli to get an erection. You almost sound offended.

We're all visual creatures really, just depends what we view as visual.

And yup, not too picky when it comes to tits.

Alright, I think we are all in agreement, with the exception of jeny, that we would indeed hit it.

On to the next one...